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October 23 2017

petermaximoff:

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

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morganathewitch:

Own.

Just a few random pictures from tonight’s moon shoot.

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dreamhousecafe:

can i not be so ugly all the time?

flickerman:

anyone else get the intense urge to just disappear? to disappear from everyone’s lives without leaving any trace? and be forgotten? it’d give me so much peace i don’t want anyone to think about me

galpalsincorporated:

galpalsincorporated:

mad love to all you girls wearing jeans and t-shirts and no make up every day who get criticized for not being “girly” enough. you’re cool.

especially trans girls y’all don’t have to pass or wear traditionally feminine clothing to be girls and you deserve to have that respected!!!

meetmlm:

boys with mental illnesses don’t need to “man up.” you are allowed to ask for help.

lesbians-are-perfect:

The sentence “Everyone has the right to say no to sex for any reason,” should NEVER end with a “but…” or a “however”

Everyone has the right to say no to sex at any moment, for any reason, at their own discretion.

End of sentence.

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mer-squared:

clientsfromhell:

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.


Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.

skazuhira-miller:

thought: complex and meaningful thoughts about how much character means to me
what comes out: HIM……… SON…. MY SON…. 

glitter6ug:

me eating handfuls of pomegranate seeds as fast as i can: oh no……….look how many seeds i just ate……….i sure hope no handsome god of the underworld drags me down there to be the queen of hell forever 

leaflicker:

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

blackestglass:

secretsofaginger:

jesussbabymomma:

Also, eliminate the idea that your household and who lives in it should only be limited to blood family after you get married and have kids. I was raised in a household where my mom had her childhood friends and colleagues live while I was growing up. Imagine Full House, but black and smaller.
My mom not only did this to stay financially afloat, but it also strengthened my social skills as a child. I learned how to maintain relationship with people older than me. I was also taught to express and articulate my thoughts more since these new adults didn’t “know” me and my quirks. I also had a strong support system, which I still continue relations with these adults to this day.
If you want to live in a household similar to F.r.i.e.n.d.s, then so be it. That idea sounds fantastic. I see nothing dysfunctional about it at all. The relationships you form and choose to stay in your life may benefit you more than a family member you feel you have an unconditional tie to.

Hey, guess what?

Living with not just family, but extended family, friends, visitors, religious pilgrims, and widows or parentless kids was totally the norm in the western world for many centuries! This article: [http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/09/millennial-housing-communal-living-middle-ages/501467/?utm_source=fbia] gives a great run down of how industrialization radically changed the way people live together

(Also, as an interesting side note, industrialization also changed our sleeping patterns. It used to be pretty common in the Middle Ages all over Europe to go to bed around dusk, sleep for about four hours, then naturally wake up for an hour or so and then sleep for another four-ish hours until daybreak. Some folks used this time to eat, to pray, to socialize, or simply to think about the world. So pls imagine for me some 13th century monks all doing the equivalent of a high school sleepover where they all sit up talking about existence and life and love with each other in the middle of the night like total dorks.)

But please, don’t listen to the bullshit 1950’s narrative that the Dream is a big empty house in the suburbs with two cars and a nice lawn. Go live with all your friends. Get a big house and fill it with family and chosen family and pets and plants and take care of each other, please. It’s the best thing for so many of us.

I went to grad school with someone who was adopted and raised by two moms–only they weren’t lesbians, they were a pair of best friends who decided they were going to live and raise a family together. Apparently, both her moms have dated and had several boyfriends while she was growing up. I always thought that was really cool.

sobeitjayt:

Long distance relationships wouldnt have to exist if scientist would stop bullshitin and focus on how to make teleportation a thing 

microsoftincel:

me, looking at the body god gave me: thanks! i hate it

seudag:

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

good luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this

flacomexicano:

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

brocialist:

friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit production so they can make money and live in comparative luxury to the rest of us

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