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August 07 2017

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awed-frog:

Stephen Colbert on losing his father and two of his brothers when he was ten. 

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nyr–dagur:

chromolume:

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

two greek artists paint some vases

backtosquarepun:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

greek artist 1: hey so i’m painting a child right
greek artist 2: yeah
greek artist 1: so they’re basically like tiny men right??
greek artist 2: yeah pretty much

greek artist 1: okay so you know how you told me to paint a guy riding a big cock because people like that
greek artist 2: yeah?
greek artist 1: i’m not sure i did it right
greek artist 2: what do you- oh. hmmm


greek artist 1: hey when women plant gardens what do you think they like to plant
greek artist 2: dicks, usually
greek artist 1: oh


greek artist 1: alright so i’m doing this battle scene and i was just wondering, what do soldiers usually ride into battle, is it horses or
greek artist 2: dolphins, actually
greek artist 1: even if they’re foot soldiers?
greek artist 2: yeah


greek artist 1: hey so like how should i show Achilles’ extreme grief tho

greek artist 2: make him a burrito

greek artist 1: but-

greek artist 2: burrito


gravemom:

veraxplus:

shacklefunk:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

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grlvity:

City Hall, San Francisco

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elfroots420:

who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying

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macarons-and-corpses:

i-have-been-thunderstruck:

So sweet

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

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algoll:

Untitled by Wallis Kate, on Flickr

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mysharona1987:

The most relatable comic book moment for millennials ever.

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yourholiness:

Today’s mood brought to you by Keanu Reeves

starghouls:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

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mylittlesanity:

thoteisha:

ivorythephilosopher:

stephenraygarza:

honeysuckle-princess:

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

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wendigocanada:

holahydra:

I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d

#THANK YOU SOMEBODY FOR SAYING THIS OTHER THAN ME#LIKE THANK FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD UP FOR ITTY BITTY STEVE SINCE CHILDHOOD#AND NOW HE HEARS THIS ITTY BITTY VOICE AND IS LIKE#FUCK IT’S A BABBY I CANNOT HIT THE BABBY HE IS SMOL WHY IS HE OUT RISKING HIS LIFE WHERE IS HIS GUARDIAN RN#WHY IS HE NOT IN SCHOOL FFS

Those tags. ^^

sariyajbatson:

Overly strict parenting creates sneakier kids.
Punishing your kids for telling the truth creates better liars. Or people more afraid to tell the truth than to tell a lie.
Invading your children’s privacy creates lifelong crippling trust issues.
Over pressuring you child to succeed creates life long anxiety. And when failing those expectations destroys their self confidence.
Ignoring your children can create emotional dependency and abandonment issues.

herstella:

I appreciate someone who can teach me new things & expand my horizon.

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